First, I need you to appreciate that I'm having a glass of wine and eating jelly beans with Brian. On a Sunday night. Because Lulu has woken up every hour for the past two nights and wine+jellybeans makes it bearable. Also having a car paid off for the first time in a long time... GO US!
Keith, my father, is an intelligent, somewhat anti-social, electrical engineer. He has four kids: my two sisters, one brother and myself. He has not been a dad to my sisters and I for a long time. He and my brother are quite close. I choose to not have a relationship with him for a lot of reasons, but maintain distance because I do not want Lulu to know or be influenced by him.
-Raised four kids after a horrendous divorce.
- had me convinced for years that she was a hairdresser for Madonna.
- has Lady Godiva hair extensions.
-invented the 'Wrapping Machine' song (vital info).
-told her kids that eggrolls were made of cat meat so she would get them all.
-has amazing table manners.
-is capable of talking to anyone, seriously.
-is probably the most crazy person I know. Most of the time in a fun way.
- married a man that I hadn't met until our trip home last month, and is adopting his 6 year old daughter.
(just call us the Kardashians)
|Clockwise from top: Me, Meg, Molly, Mum, Max|
Yea, I come from crazy. And I'm pretty sure I'm just perpetuating the cycle!